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Post by Katarea Arin Idieko on Nov 1, 2005 20:53:56 GMT -5
Kat kicked Ice in the shin, "You are such a jerk I hope you know that." she looked over at slider, then sighed. "Sometimes I wanna kick myself for being associated with you."
[glow=red,2,200]"What, seriously. You don't actually like me![/glow] Slider said in a worried tone.
"Geez, I'm wearing your Einstein shirt genius. Of course I like you!" she laughed at him.
Kat fumbles though the pocket of her flight Jacket, seemingly searching for something important. Then she pulled out a video camera. "You mean this little ol' tape right here." she said waving it in his face. "To bad I'm not giving it to ya. Hey Wolfie, this is great stuff right here! Got it for the fic." she smiled at Wolfie then continued, "Alright before we loose track of everything we were going to do lets go annoy Johnson!"
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Post by Danger Zone Wolfie on Nov 2, 2005 15:20:00 GMT -5
Ice, proud that he's cemented his status as a jerk, smiles and starts walking towards the Air Control Tower.
Wolfie gains a maniacal grin. "Yeah! One more way to screw up Maverick's life in our fanfic!" She begins to dance, but then realizes Ice has already started on his way to the tower.
"Yeah... Um... I say we follow him," Wolfie said, pointing to Ice.
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Post by Katarea Arin Idieko on Nov 2, 2005 16:27:39 GMT -5
Well then off we go! Kat follows Ice in the direction of the A.C.T. And by then you realise that your supposed to follow along. Slider also follows running to catch up to Ice.
"Today is going to be fun!" Kat laughs.
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Post by Danger Zone Wolfie on Nov 2, 2005 16:43:04 GMT -5
"Yeah, it'll be fun... If we get our jets back. We still don't know if Johnson stored them somewhere or jettisoned them..." Wolfie whispers to herself.
Ice hears her. [glow=blue,2,300]"He didn't jettison them. It takes a lot of moving around and makes a lot of noise if you're going to jettison just one plane. Getting rid of three, especially around here, is impossible to miss."[/glow]
You wonder how Ice heard anything Wolfie said over all this jet noise. All of them must've spent a long time here to be so used to all this racket... you realize. How long does it take to become so comfortable with these giant, possibly-explosive metallic birds screaming around overhead? And what if one crashes? How do you learn to deal with this crap?! you wonder.
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Post by Katarea Arin Idieko on Nov 2, 2005 16:59:00 GMT -5
((dun dun dun drastic change in color XD)) Kat turns and looks at you, "Now I know you must be wondering how we cope so well with all the racket going on around here. Its pretty simple really! If you love something so much, nothing about it would ever annoy you. But don't love something so much that you can't live without it when its gone. ((something I actually live by))
You stare at her, completely take by the fact that she just came off as incredibly philosophical.
"Your totally right, if a plane was jettisoned it wouldn't have taken very long for word to spread. Considering this is three jets we're talking about it wouldn't have taken any longer than it normally would."
[glow=red,2,200]Which means they would still be here[/glow] Slider interrupted.
Kat gave him an angry look then proceeded, "Exactly. Now you would think how could three uber expensive, personalized jets go missing? I'll tell you." she extends her arm quickly and points up into the sky, "Being piloted by someone else!!!"
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Post by Danger Zone Wolfie on Nov 2, 2005 17:17:46 GMT -5
[glow=blue,2,300]"WTFO?!"*[/glow]
"Who the (beeep, beep beep beeeeeeeep) has our jets?! Don't they realize we'll kill 'em for laying a hand on even the tailhooks?"
*Navy slang, pronounced "wit-fo," meaning "What the F**k, over."
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Post by Katarea Arin Idieko on Nov 2, 2005 17:30:18 GMT -5
"Well lets think this over rationally." Kat stops walking and sits on the ground and pull a pen and a piece of paper out of her pocket..."Maverick is in the infirmary, due to head injury" she writes on the paper.
[glow=red,2,200]Charlie is a civilian, so she doesn't have the proper authorization needed to pilot a plane. So she's most likely at home. No need to stay longer than your needed I guess right.[/glow]
"Thats reasonable," she jots it down on the paper quickly, then looks at you. "You know this is your fault right." Kat begins to chew you out.
"If you hadn't come struttin along, things would be fine."
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Post by Danger Zone Wolfie on Nov 3, 2005 15:16:04 GMT -5
You're afraid of what Kat might do to you. You've already realized that she's the most likely of the four to explode into a fit of rage and kill someone without a second thought. You bolt and head back the way you came. You figure that maybe if you can get back to that hill where you started, you can find your way home...
Ice, shocked at the fact Slider and Kat (the two most irrational people he's ever met) are being rational about something, has very little to say until he realizes you don't have to be enlisted to be a pilot.
[glow=blue,2,300]"I think you guys missed something... Civilian pilot's license. And all it takes to get to the jets is base authorization, a pilot's license, and clearance from the Air Boss. We all know Charlie has authorization because she's the resident TAGREP, and Johnson would probably clear her without thinking twice."[/glow]
"But Charlie's never expressed any urge to fly... Not even on a whim. Charlie was never interested in the planes, just the guys who hang around here," Wolfie interjects.
[glow=blue,2,300]"True, but she's female. Women change their minds all the time; I don't see why she'd be an exception,"[/glow] Ice says, defending his side of the argument.
"Charlie's not a female. Charlie is an 'it.' If Charlie were female, I would have likely committed murder-by-arson by now. And I doubt Johnson would've cleared her. I'm aware he's a jerk and a total pig, but he's not irresponsible when it comes to his job."
[glow=blue,2,300]"Point. But, back on task... Who else is missing right now?"[/glow]
"I haven't seen Wolfman and Hollywood recently... Then again, Hollywood knows we'll blackmail him if he pushes his limits with us," Wolfie says. She then coughs 'Barbie' before continuing. "Wolfman's a RIO, not a pilot, so he's not even a possibility."
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Post by Katarea Arin Idieko on Nov 3, 2005 16:37:17 GMT -5
Kat scribbles that down. "I haven't seen Sundown or Flex at anytime today. Though I have a feeling there at the bar sluggin the drinks."
[glow=red,2,200]Yeah, but you gotta figure there's only two of them and three Jets.[/glow]
"You got a point...who else is guilty of this heinous crime.." Kat scratches her head and then doodles on the paper to stimulate thought.
[glow=red,2,200]It is not me, for you see I have no legs.[/glow] Slider jokes.
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Post by Danger Zone Wolfie on Nov 3, 2005 18:05:40 GMT -5
Wolfie twitches visibly and fights the urge to kick Slider.
Ice stares at Slider and opens his mouth (probably to reprimand him) but stops himself. Instead, he says [glow=blue,2,300]"Well? Any other ideas?"[/glow]
"Psycho, Cowboy and Bubba haven't been around here for a long time, and Viper and Jester wouldn't have taken our jets away, they like us too much to do something so cruel to us. So who took 'em?!" Wolfie finishes, clearly exasperated.
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Post by Katarea Arin Idieko on Nov 3, 2005 18:23:55 GMT -5
"Rarg I'm so lost, if its none of these guys who is it." Kat scratches the last few names on the paper.
[glow=red,2,200]"Goose wouldn't do such a thing. Neither would Carol, she doesnt have a piloting license."[/glow] Slider says, pacing up and down a small section of the runway.
You look up and see that the Jets are all begining to land.
"Wait, they can't all land at the same time. What the hell is it they think their doing" Kat pulls her camo hat out of her pocket and yanks it on her head. "Fucking idiots, brace yourself if you know whats good for you." Kat yells over to you.
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Post by Danger Zone Wolfie on Nov 3, 2005 18:34:20 GMT -5
[glow=blue,2,300]"Oh, shit! If they keep that formation and try to land like that, they're gonna kill themselves!"[/glow] Ice cries as he runs off to alert the emergency team.
Wolfie does little more than growl for a few seconds, then begins to rage at no one in particular because she's still unsure as to the pilots' names. Screaming curses like a true sailor, she pulls her hat off and puts it on again backwards so the jet blast and the wind can't blow it off, then takes off for the runway, sprinting as fast as she can to catch up with Kat to murder whoever was stupid enough to move their jets without permission.
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Post by Katarea Arin Idieko on Nov 3, 2005 19:05:04 GMT -5
Kat begins to jump up and down on the run way, shaking her fists in the air screaming, but nothing can be heard due to the roaring of the three jets. The planes decend at a quick speed and the wheels touch the ground and the jets slow to a stop.
[glow=red,2,200]"Are you crazy."[/glow] Slider yells at Kat,[glow=red,2,200] You could have gotten yourself run over, what were you thinking.[/glow]
"Don't know don't care, the reaper is searching for those fuckers!!!" Kat runs over to the jets and awaits the dismount of the "pilots" inside. "Come on out and face a world of pain." Kat screams.
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Post by Danger Zone Wolfie on Nov 3, 2005 19:18:25 GMT -5
"'World of pain?' Sure, why not. Firey doom, definitely, unquestionably impending!" Wolfie howls as she arrives at the side of the nearest jet, the F-14. When the unlawful pilot of the jet emerges, she continues on her rant. Before he's even removed his helmet, she's added to her tirade. "There won't be anything left of you for Hell to burn! I'm turning you into a pile of ashes right frickin' now, you bastard!"
Halfway to the hangar, Ice stops. [glow=blue,2,300]"Where's the explosion? The concussion blasts that sould be occurring as the reserve fuel tanks implode? Dammit, where's all the fire?!"[/glow]
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Post by Katarea Arin Idieko on Nov 3, 2005 19:29:18 GMT -5
The Pilot remove's his helmet and show's his face. "Wah!" Kat stares in aw, "Maverick germs...." she begins digging in wolfies pockets at hyper speed. Pulls out a can of disinfectant and climbs into Wolfie's F-14 and starts spraying like a mad-women. "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
[glow=red,2,200]Oh crap...You've done it now Maverick.[/glow] Slider walks away, [glow=red,2,200]Enjoy your slow painful death[/glow]
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" Kat continues spraying until the can runs out, "Shit we're screw'd!!!!" Kat proceeds to climb from the jet, and trips over the side, "Ack" .....FACE PLANT!
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